Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Budget 2009: Harper's Heartless Shitting Machine

Cloaca 5 (at left) turns leftovers into shit. Upon seeing this art story last week we two arseholes naturally thought: "hmmm, art we can relate to." A "heartless shitting machine," one reader called it. Predictably, commentators whined about wasting taxpayer dollars (a $30,000 Canadian Council grant). Are you kidding?

$30,000 for the Perfect Metaphor for Harper's Budget 2009? It's a pittance!

Called "neither blue, nor red" by CBC's Mansbridge, Budget 2009 is a spending budget brought in by a fiscal and ideological conservative to save his political ass. Pure and simple.

Needless to say, we have a different colour in mind for it and Harpo...and you don't have to be a colour wheel expert to figure it out ("take some blue, add some red, a splash of orange, a pinch of green and squeeze").

Stephen Harper and the Conservatives: Priceless.

1 comment:

  1. Fa, if you want to look at how an interesting machine works, have a look at this.

    Get some popcorn and a bucket to vomit in.

    http://www.businessjive.com/nss.aspx

    Its been out for awhile, but more interesting since the implosion.

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