Winnipeg's wee-Hughie came out of his hole today. He's been so invisible, we were starting to wonder if he done croaked or somepin.
What we were really wondering though is how did he manage to take time away from gnawing on the cardboard shoulder pads of Heather Stefanson's sexy white pantsuit to burrow into the allegedly shady business deals of the WRHA?
Who knows. But here are some interesting facts about the noble land beaver:
- They are the most solitary of the marmots
- They are one of the few species that enter into true hibernation
- They pose a serious threat to development by undermining [the] building [of] foundations
- They prefer to retreat to their burrows when threatened
- When alarmed, they use a high-pitched whistle to warn the rest of the group
- Experts on: "They’re known for their aggression [with] a natural impulse to kill ’em all and let God sort ’em out. You have to work to produce the sweet and cuddly."
Coming next: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...